11/20/11

Harry: A friend of mine met Screech once! 

I am not sure but it may have been the best day of her life. 

Hamburgers are tasty. I hope I don't eat your face.

Me:  I've yet to see the Screech porno. Once I do, it'll be the best day of my life. 

Don't worry about the fat content of my face; the government just declared me a vegetable.

Harry: I saw the Screech porno. 

LOTS. 

Like, every night. 

Twice.
Harry:  I WOULD ONLY EAT YOUR FACE IF IT BECAME A HAMBURGER
Harry:  Or if you wanted me to.