11/26/11

Me: Yeah, so I woke up an hour ago and have yet to successfully fall back asleep. And seeing as how I have to be up in three hours, I can pretty much count on today being full of suck. I'm also most-likely going to be in a bad mood. Again. 

Aren't I just a delight? 

Actually, no. 

The only candy I eat is chocolate, and on occasion, Mike & Ike's. So I have no choice but to take your word for it in regards to the "badass" factor of gummi lifesavers.

Harry:  I appear to have woken up with an ear infection. 

Perhaps I am eight. 

Me:  I have terrible sinus problems, which are typically coupled with an ear infection due to all the drainage and such. 

I'm 8 1/2. My brother can beat up your brother. My dog' better than your dog.

Wanna see a dead body? 

Harry:  Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future. 
Harry:  When I hear things with my right ear, it makes me dizzy and fall to the left. This seems a lot less badass than that candy last night. Is this normal for ear infections? 

Me:  It is if you have an inner-ear infection. Which it sounds like you do. Again, I often have the same problem -- but not because of my sinuses. It's an old 'Nam injury; sat too close to a grenade. Motherfucker went off and blew out my eardrum. Lost five men that day. Good men. I remember all their names...some of them had girls back home...