11/24/11

Harry: One time I put so much ketchup on a hamburger, on both sides, that when I picked it up, the burger shot out from between the buns and landed across the table, in front of my dad. 
Harry:  He beat me severely for a month for it. With a hamburger.
Harry:  I was waiting for you to send me a message when I realized that you had sent me one last. GOD I AM AS FORGETFUL AS A HORSE

Me:  Are you hung like a horse? 

One time, I put so much ketchup on my dad, on both sides, that when I picked him up, my dad shot out from between the buns and landed across the table, in front of my burger. 

It beat me severely for a month with him. With my dad. 

I'm on OkCupid on Thanksgiving. LOL 

I just figured that you lost interest in messaging and stopped, which often happens so I think nothing of it. I don't take the 'Cupe all that seriously, truth be known. It's free, after all. 
Harry:  I take it incredibly seriously. The most serious thing in the world. Ever. In the whole world.

Harry:  What kind of horse are we talking about here? This should probably be clarified before I answer.
Harry:  And it is a good, average-sized horse.
Harry:  So what are you doing for Thanksgiving?

Me:  My Thanksgiving was nice. Me, my dog and his bird friend made popcorn, buttered toast, jellybeans and pretzel sticks. Everyone ate outside on mismatched lawn chairs; the black guy fell through his. My lesbian friend Patty and her partner Marcie were there, but Patty was being a bitch about the dinner because like all lesbians she's a vegan. But Marcie told her to calm the fuck down, because there wasn't a bit of meat to be seen. Long story short my grandma ended up calling and we all went over to her place. Yes, even the black guy.